Can anyone help with this software problem my friend is experiencing?
Eighteen months ago he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. He did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However my friend discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes he made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then resurfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip. These latter products have no helpfiles and he has to try and guess the problem himself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle that came with the original system needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every other week. It also conflicted with some of the new games he wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to his Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Tough one? Any suggestions???
Totalis
lmao
Yes, I might have a solution. Keep Wife 1.0, but this time, install MarriedLads Law Enforcement 5.0. This new program introduces runs Wife 1.0 through several drills of what is to be expected from Wife 1.0 when the computer starts up, and also explains to Wife 1.0 that programs like Shoe Shop Browser Pro and Hairstyle Express are very costly programs, and can be reinstalled only at a controlled pace of once every 2 months Better yet, this software even protects against the possibility of Wife 1.0 completley dominating your friend's EVERY action and thought.
Warning: Wife 1.0 and MarriedLads Law Enforcement will NOT be compatible for the first 2 months or so of joint use.
After the incompatibility period between the two programs, your wife will be upgraded to Wife 1.5. Totally understanding of what your friend needs to function in a happy and productive manner. After this upgrade, you will find that Wife 1.5 is now compatible with many software it previously wasn't such as Lads Night Out 3.1. I am sorry to say that the Mother-In-Law popup is too deep within Wife 1.0's core to be fixed or taken care of. All the remaining bugs are minor. When reinstalling your old programs, dont install them all at once, for this may overload Wife 1.0. Install Football 2 first. Give it a few weeks, then reinstall Drinking Mates 4.2 and Lads Night Out 3.1. You have regained your life back, along with Wife 1.5, which can be very helpful.
supreme
nice reply m8
General_Vladimir
PRetty insane
Pretty insane. I like the joke
But I must say it is feminist like bagging them out. But what can I say? I guess I just stick up for girls too much :oops: :oops: :oops:
There you go thats my weakness. LAugh it off.
lol jks,
[WOT]{{E}}General_Vladimir
Gude
hehe
Try upgrading to Wife 2.0, if that doesn't work, do a system restore
Good one supreme
4ndy_M3
Ok, here is an alternative.
Install NeighbourhoodWives.v1.0
It puts in a firewall between wife 1.0 and other important programs. however, this also means that wife 1.0 and later will be networked with other wife programs on other people's machines. which can run the risk of other wife programs running on your machine. If this is the case, prepare to deal with an application they run:
Tupperwareprty.exe
this has the problem of many wife programs running at the same time, but, unless you have Firstborn 0.01 or THEKIDS 0.02 installed, you can use Drinking Mates 4.2 and Lads Night Out 3.1 with no problem. Your wife 1.0 will be too buisy networking with other wife progs.
Note: you may have to scan for rumorware and background running gossipnodes as NeighbourhoodWives 1.0 seems to always attract them.
Heh. I maybe alittle slow with this, but it is funny. Despite its feminist aura.
(Damn, I've watched too much Desperate Housewives)
Oh, and also lookout for a hidden runtime that the wife program can run:
Her"Other"Man.exe
I hear it can cause fatal system crash if handled improperly...
