confused_johnny
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!!!!!!PRMOTION PARTY HERE. ALL WELCOME!!!!!!HAIL GREAT WARRIORS. TIS A GREAT DAY, FOR TODAY I MOVED UP THE RANKS, ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO BEING A FULLY FLEDGED SOLDIER!!
THIS,MY FRIENDS, IS THE PARTY!! GRAB A DRINK, OR A BARMAID, BUY A FEW ROUNDS, SING A FEW SONGS, BOND AS BROTHERS AND IN THE MORNING RISE WITH A HEADACHE!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BARMAIDS, FRIEND?
HERE, LOOK AT THOSE FINE SPECIMENS OVER THERE!!
*looks over and this is what he sees*
*shocked, he turns to say something, but an ale is shoved in his hand and finds it way down his throat. He looks again and this is what he sees*
SURELY, THE FINEST ALE IN ALL THE KNOWN WORLD!!!
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